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There
are many ways to create mixed cocktails, the most
traditional being to shake. You can also stir, blend, slam
or layer.
Shaking: Put all the ingredients into the shaker over
crushed ice and shake vigorously for between 20 - 25
seconds.
Stirring: Put the ingredients into a glass mixing jug
and stir with a long handled bar spoon or anything really
and then strain into glass. This is usually done for
long drinks with lemonade in it.
Blend: This is usually if there is fresh fruit going
into the cocktail i.e. Melon, all the drinks are put into
the blender/juicer and blended until it has gone smooth.
Slamming: The separate drinks are put into a strong!
shot glass, without any stirring, and then slammed down on a
table and drunk straight down.
Layer: It will tell you about the order in
which you pour the drinks in on the recipe, in order of
density. You pour the amount of first spirit in first
and then pouring over the back of a tea spoon pour in the
other drinks gently on top of it. These cocktails are
the most spectacular looking. If you pour them in the
right order you will get different colored bands in the
glass and if you pour them in wrong then you will be left
with a glass full of brown liquor.
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votre sante! |
France |
| Alla
Salute! |
Italy |
| Cheers! |
Britain |
| Egé
szé gé re! |
Hungary |
| Kanpai! |
Japan |
| Na
Zdrowie! |
Poland |
| Ooogy
Wawa! |
Africa
(Zulu) |
| Prosit! |
Germany |
| Salud! |
Spain |
| Saúde! |
Brazil |
| Skal! |
Sweden |
| Slainte! |
Ireland |
| Wen
Lie! |
China |
| Yasas! |
Greece |
| Za
vashe zdorovye! |
Russia |
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Some
very common traits in two drunks
A
man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he
could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the
reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland
too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are
you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm
from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What
school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I
graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I
went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at
the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the
bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kelly
twins are drunk again."
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The
customs of an Irishman
An
Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of
Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of
each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the
bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, "You
know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if
you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies,
"Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the
other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left
home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days
when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is
a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the
same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn. One
day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars
notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the
second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude
on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your
great loss." The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then
a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he
says, "Everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."
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You
can't bring that dog in this bar
A
man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks
for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog
in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This
is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender
says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The
man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys
sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in
here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second
man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He
asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring
that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have
Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a
half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a
Chihuahua?!?"
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What
causes people to have arthritis?
A
man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to
a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with
red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of
his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and
asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,
wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow
man."
"Well I'll be." the drunk muttered, returning to his
paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so
strong. How long did you have arthritis?"
"I don't have it father. I was just reading here that the
Pope does."
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You
looked a lot like my wife!
A
serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time
at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed
her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately
apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my
wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good
drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like
her."
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Arriving
home very drunk
A
man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes.
He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the
bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him
home."
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he
stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points
out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles
up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for
bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
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This
tells me that I must be drunk
A
man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his
shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks
into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender
is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you
look in your shirt pocket. Why?" The man replies, "I
have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look
good, I go home."
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My
girlfriend is out in the car
A
man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned
something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The
bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.
When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and
his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head
and walked back inside.
He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check
on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw
his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the
bar laughing.
"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He's so
drunk, he thinks he's me!"
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Click
here to view a very funny Beer TV commercial!!
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"Soul,
thou hast much goods laid up for many years; take thine ease,
eat, drink, and be merry."
St
Luke - Bible
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"Fifteen
men on the dead man's chest
Yo-ho-ho,
and a bottle of rum!
Drink
and the devil had done for the rest--
Yo-ho-ho,
and a bottle of rum!"
Stevenson
- Treasure Island.
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"Best
while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after
death."
John
Fletcher
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"Work
is the curse of the drinking classes."
Oscar
Wilde
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"Good
ale, the true and proper drink of Englishmen. He is not
deserving of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale,
this is good ale."
George
Borrow
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"Man
wants but little drink below, But wants that little
strong."
Oliver
Wendell Holmes
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"Give
an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's
stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But
whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him."
Mark Twain
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"Whenever
someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say, I'm
thirsty, not dirty."
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Title:
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Ingredients:
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Absolute
Qualud's
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1/3
Vodka, 1/3 Frangelico's, 1/3 Bailey's And Some Ice.
Then
shake it!
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Alexander
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1/3
Chocolate Liqueur, 1/3 Cognac, 1/3 Cream.
Shake it!
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Apple
Dream
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1/5
Amaretto, 1/5 Banana Liqueur, 3/5 Apple Juice.
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Artic
Sea
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2/3
Vodka, 1/3 Orange Liqueur and lots of Ice. And after that some
Bitter Lemon.
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B52
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2/3
oz. Tia Maria, 2/3 oz. Baileys, 2/3 oz. Cointreau.
Serve On Fire.
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Baby
Baby
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2/3
oz. Cointreau, 2/3 oz. Vodka, Orange Juice.
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Bacardi
Dance
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1/3
Bacardi Limon, 2/3 Tonic or 7 Up.
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Bacardi
Kiss
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1/3
Bacardi Limon, 2/3 Orange Juice.
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Bacardi
Talk
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1/3
Bacardi Limon, 2/3 Ice-Tea.
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Back
in Black
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1
oz. Cointreau, 1 1/4 oz. Tequila, 3 oz. Coke.
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Banana
Berry
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1/3
oz. Banana Liqueur, 2/3 oz. Pina Colada,
Shake and Fill Up With
Milk.
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Banana
Boat
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1/2
Pina Colada, 1/2 Banana Liqueur, Filled with Pineapple &
Fresh Orange.
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Banana
Colada
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1/3
Coconut Cream, 1/3 Pineapple Juice, 1/3 Rum And A Dash Of
Cream De Banana.
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Banana
Flip
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1/4
Gin, 1/4 Banana Liqueur, 1/6 Banana Juice, 1/6 Eggs Liqueur,
1/6 Cream.
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Bartender
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1/4
Dry Gin, 1/4 Sherry, 1/4 Dubonnet, 1/4 French Vermouth, Some
Drops Grand Marnier.
Shake it!
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Between
the Sheets
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3/4
oz. brandy, 3/4 oz. Cointreau, 3/4 oz. light rum, 1/2
oz. lemon juice.
Shake and strain into cocktail glass.
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Black
Velvet
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1/4
Black Vodka, 1/4 Gin, 2/4 Red Bull.
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Bloody
Mary
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1/3
Vodka, 2/3 Tomato Juice, Pepper and Salt, Three spoons of Lemon
Juice, Worchestershire Sauce, Drop of Tabasco.
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Blow
Job
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1/3
Baileys, 1/3 Banana Liqueur, 1/3 Kahlua.
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Blue
Beer
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8
oz. Beer, 3/4 oz. Blue Curacao.
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Blue
Champagne
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3/4
Orange Liqueur, 1/4 Peach Champagne.
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Blue
Charlie
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1/5
Orange Liqueur, 1/5 Pina Colada, 3/5 7-Up.
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Blue
Flugel
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1/5
Orange Liqueur, 4/5 Up (In a Long drink Glass). Drop 1 Bottle
Flugel Into The Glass.
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Blue
F**k
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3/4
Orange Liqueur, 1/4 Sambuca.
Set It On Fire, And Make It Out
Quick With Your Hand. Now Drink It With A Straw.
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Blue
Hawaian
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2/10
Coconut Liqueur, 2/10 Blue Curacao, 1/10 Gin, 5/10 Pineapple Juice.
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Blue
Lagoon
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1/6
Orange Liqueur, 2/6 Milk, 1/6 Vodka, 2/6 Vanilla Ice.
Shake
until the ice is gone.
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Blue
Spot
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1/5
Orange Liqueur, 1/5 Flügel, 3/5 7-Up.
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Bob
Marley
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1/4
Banana Liqueur, 1/4 Bessen, 2/4 Orange Juice.
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Brainduster
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1/2
Calvados, 1/2 Cointreau and a bit of augustura bitters. Mix
with ice, serve without ice.
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Bronx
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3/6
Dry Gin, 1/6 French Vermouth, 1/6 Italian Vermouth (red),
1/6 Orange Juice
Shake it!
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Brown
Lady (Shooter)
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1/3
vodka, 1/3 kahlua ,1/3 baileys.
Serve in small glass, drink
in one time.
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Canediup
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1/5
Canedian, 1/5 Bacardi Limon, 3/5 Up and Ice.
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Caribbean
Spirit
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1/3
Coconut Liqueur, 2/3 of your favorite Juice.
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Chemistry
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1/4
Goldstrike, 3/4 Strawberry Juice.
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Chi
Chi
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1/3
Coconut Cream, 1/3 Pineapple Juice, 1/3 Vodka and a dash of
Grenadine.
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Cocktail
Americano
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1/2
Campari, 1/2 Red Vermouth, Ice.
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Cocktail
K*T
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1/3
Coconut Liqueur, 2/3 Cold Chocolate Milk.
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Cocktail
Negroni
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1/3
Campari, 1/3 Dry Gin, 1/3 Red Vermouth, Ice.
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Cocktail
du Chef
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1/10
Grenadine-syrup, 2/10 Blue Curacao, 2/10 Coconut Liqueur, 5/10
Pineapple Juice.
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Cocktail
du MaMe
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1/5
Amaretto, 1/5 Pisang Ambon, 3/5 Orange Juice.
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Cocobeach
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1/10
Grenadine-syrup, 2/10 Coconut Liqueur, 2/10 Vodka, 5/10 Orange Juice.
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Cointreau
Tonic
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1/3
Cointreau, 2/3 Tonic.
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Cool
Breeze
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1/4
Gin, 1/4 Blue Curacao, 1/2 Sweet Vermouth, And an olive.
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Cosmopolitan
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1/3
oz. Cointreau, 2/3 oz. Vodka, 1/6 oz. Lime Juice, a Dash of
Cranberry Juice.
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Cyka
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1
1/4 oz. Baileys, 1 1/4 oz. Stolichnaja Vodka, Ice.
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De
Dobbelaar
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1/3
Flugel, 1/3 Coconut Liqueur, 1/10 Vodka, 2/10 Orange Liqueur, Double It
With 7UP.
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Deep
Purple
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1/3
Flügel, 1/3 Vodka, 1/3 Cassis.
Shake and serve on ice.
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Deep
Valley
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3/10
Gin, 3/10 Orange Liqueur, 4/10 Pineapple Juice, A Dash of Lemon
Juice. Fill up with water.
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Dry
Martini
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4/5
Gin, 1/5 Dry Vermouth.
Shake it!
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E&E
Cocktail
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1/4
Kontiki, 1/4 Banana Liqueur, 1/4 Apfelkorn, 1/4 Green Syrup, a
Twist of Bailey's.
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Earthquake
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1/3
Whiskey, 1/3 Pernod, 1/3 Vodka.
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El
Presidente
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1/10
Syrup Grenadine, 4/10 Rum, 5/10 Pineapple Juice.
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Embryo
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1/2
Grand Marnier, 1/2 Cointreau, Drop Of Baileys.
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Exlusita
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1/4
Cointreau, 1/4 Passoa, 1/2 Orange Juice, A Dash Of Lemon
Juice.
Shake With Ice And Decorate With Strawberry.
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Flügel
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1/3
Red Vodka, 2/3 Red Bull.
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Fresh
Mill
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1/8
Gin, 2/8 Apricot Brandy, 2/8 Cherry Brandy, 3/8 Orange Juice.
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Froggi
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2/3
Banana Liqueur, 1/3 Coconut Liqueur, Crushed Ice.
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Fuzzy
Navel
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1/6
Peach Schnapps, 1/6 Vodka , 4/6 Orange Juice.
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Gin
Fizz
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3/6
Gin, 1/6 Lemon Juice, 2/6 Sugar Syrup.
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Godfather
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2/3
Scotch Whiskey, 1/3 Amaretto.
Use a Rock-Glass with Ice
Cubes and Stir Well.
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Golden
Pepper
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1/6
Gold Strike, 5/6 Dr. Pepper.
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Grasshopper
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1/3
Crème De Menthe (Teardrop), 1/3 White Crème De Cacao, 1/3
Whipped Cream.
Serve Without Ice.
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Green
Delight
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1/5
Vodka, 1/5 Banana Liqueur, 2/5 Orange Juice, 1/5 7-Up.
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Green
Moon
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1/3
Orange Liqueur, 2/3 Orange Juice.
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Green
Velvet
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3/4
Banana Liqueur, 1/4 Of Your Favorite Juice.
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Harvey
Wallbanger
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1/3
Vodka, 1/3 Galliano (Yellow), 1/3 Orange Juice.
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IT
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1/2
Dropshot, 1/2 Vodka.
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Ibiza
Cocktail
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1/4
Sambuca, 1/4 Tequila, 1/4 Orange Liqueur, 1/4 Gold Strike, A
Dash Of Tabasco.
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Ireland
Orange
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1
1/3 oz. Baileys, 2/3 oz.L Amaretto, 1 1/2 oz. Orange Juice.
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Italian
Sunset
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1/3
Galliano, 1/3 Orange Liqueur, 1/3 Black Vodka.
Put
into glass with a spoon (Bold Side).
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Jackbull
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2/5
Jack Daniels, 3/5 Red Bull, 2-3 Drops Lime Juice, Ice.
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Jacobs
Haze
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1/2
Jagermeister, 1/2 Absolute Kurant (Vodka), 1 Can Red Bull, 1
Slice Kiwi, Ice.
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Jens
Special
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1/5
Bacardi Limon, 2/5 Sprite, 3/5 Red Bull.
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Jungle
Juice
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2/6
Banana Liqueur, 1/6 Apricot Brandy, 1/6 Gin, 2/6 Orange Juice
and some Ice.
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Jungle
Power
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1/3
Banana Liqueur, 2/3 Orange Juice.
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Kanariepietje
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1/4
Bacardi, 1/4 Advocate, 2/4 7-Up.
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Kansas
Cocktail
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2/14
Passoa, 2/14 Red Vodka, 1/14 Vodka, 1/14 Coconut Liqueur, 1/14 Lemon
Juice.
Shake with al lot of ice, and then fill it up with
6/14 Orange Juice.
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Karibik
Night
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1/6
Banana Liqueur, 1/6 Amaretto, 1/6 Orange Liqueur, 1/6 Kiwi
Liqueur, 1/6 Kiwi Juice, 1/6 Maracuja Juice.
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Kauwgomballen
Mix
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1/4
Pisang, 1/4 Amaretto, 2/4 Orange Juice.
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Kiewie
Juice
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1/3
Orange Liqueur, 1/3 Coconut Liqueur, Twist of Vodka, 1/3 Orange Juice.
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Knock
Out (K.O.)
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1/5
Vodka, 1/4 Pina Colada, 1/5 Malibu, 1 small bottle of
Feigling, Fill up with Orange Juice.
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Lady
Lover
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1/9
Safari, 1/9 Vodka, 1/9 Jenever, 3/9 Orange Juice, 3/9
Cassis. Top with foam of beer.
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Lemon
45er
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1/4
Lemon Vodka, 1/4 Coconut Liqueur, 1/2 Pineapple Juice, A Little Cream,
A Lot Of Ice.
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Liquid
Cocaine
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2/8
Vodka, 2/8 Orange Liqueur, 1/8 Lime Cordial, 3/8 Sprite.
Serve
in Shooter Glass.
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Long
Island Ice Tea
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3
oz. Sweet-and-sour mix, 1/4 oz. white crème de menthe,
1/2 oz. Gin, 1/2 oz. Vodka, 1/2 oz. white rum,
1/2 oz. white tequila, Cola, Lemon wedge, Mint sprigs.
Mix all ingredients (except cola, lemon, and mint) with ice
in a blender.
Pour in Collins glass with ice and add other ingredients,
stir.
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Long
Island Ice Tea
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1/6
Cointreau, 1/6 Gin, 1/6 Rum, 1/6 Vodka, 1/6 Tequila, 1/6
Cola.
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Love
Elixer
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1/4
Vodka, 1/4 Orange Liqueur, 1/4 Piña Colada, 1/4 Pineapple
Juice.
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Macarena
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2/6
Tequila, 1/6 Grenadine-Syrup, 3/6 Tonic, a Dash of Lemon
Juice, 1 Table-Spoon Sugar.
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Madonna
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1/6
Grenadine Syrup, 5/6 Water and a Bottle of Whiskey On The
Side.
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Malibu
Massacre
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1/4
Coconut Liqueur, 1/4 Passoa, 2/4 Coconut Milk.
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Manhattan
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1/4-1/2
oz. sweet vermouth, 1 1/2 oz. Canadian whisky, Dash
Angostura bitters, Cherry Brandy.
Stir and strain into a Cocktail glass.
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Margarita
Strawberry
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2/4
Tequila, 1/4 Strawberry-Syrup, 1/4 Sprite, 1 Drop of Triple
Sec.
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Margarita
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2/4
Tequila, 1/4 Sweet & Sour, 1/4 Sprite, 1 Drop Of Triple
Sec.
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Martini
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2
oz. Gin, 1/2 tsp. dry vermouth or to taste, Olive or lemon
twist. Shake and strain into Cocktail or Martini glass.
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Mind sweep
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1/4
Cointreau, 1/4 Baileys, 2/4 Lemon Juice.
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MoLiz
In The Sea.
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